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[gwennie]

deerlyBeloved: gwenzelle lonely little drummer girl seeks more-than-just-a-sidekick to fight by her side. thanks to a parasitic symbiote, she never does things halfway - good, or bad. at her best she's a funny, charming spider-totem with abilities that will surely keep you on your toes, at her worst. well. let's just say she's a hostile little handful. if you're up for the challenge, swipe right!

( gwen stacy | 21 | female | bi )

Comments

[gwennie]

1) lol thanks
i mean, no lol
i'm ass at taking compliments apparently
2) specifically science ones? not sure- try it out.

[tagartist]

same tho i get you

alright let's see
according to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me
wait maybe i can get better than that
if you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you
that might be too forward
you give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
that's it

[gwennie]

[ why is her life full of nerds



she's not mad it's just

uncanny ]

all of those were pretty brilliant though not gonna lie
and forward's not a bad thing
i mean it made me smile which
in this town?
not a bad thing at all
we're going to put all of those in the a+ pile

[tagartist]

ayyyyy that was the goal
i haven't seen an a+ in like 4 years this is exciting

[gwennie]

listen so everything about this place right now sucks
and my profile also sucks
but we should hang out sometime maybe

maybe not right above a horrifying hell pit this time

[tagartist]

i mean at least your profile pic is hot
that's gotta be a plus

but yeah i'd def like to hang out far away from that shit pit
anytime

[gwennie]

i'm still pretty ????? about the whole thing
like who wrote all of these

and okay
cool

[tagartist]

someone with a shit ton of time on their hands

idk if you like beer but i've got a ton if you wanted any
not that we have to hang out like
right now right now
cause i realize that it could sound like i was saying that
this is a no pressure thing
and i uh
am gonna stop
now
ok

gosh dangit posting this on the actual comm post too made me lose this notif

[gwennie]

not feeling pressured at all, no worries
beer's okay, i can do beer
also right now right now if you're free
well, gimme an hour?

no worries!

[tagartist]

oh cool
yeah i can do an hour
434 Allison Road if you wanna just hang out in the garden or something
or we can meet at the park
whichevs

[gwennie]

getting drunk at the park is a bold move
especially i haven't had a drink in a long time
well, new years
which doesn't even count because it wasn't actual booze

[tagartist]

it also doesn't count because everyone gets drunk on new years
getting drunk in parks is my usual tho
altho protip, don't do it with someone with a cryptid obsession
trying to find bigfoot when you've had a fifth is literally the worst idea in the world