gwennie | ic inbox ][ deerington

I have arived at home, Gwendolyne.
I apolygise, I bidd the spyders to leav with a broom.
I hope you are safe.

hey, Gwen!
I just wanted to make sure you were doing alright.
I saw some people with a different sickness than the one going around.
sorry, it's totally lame it took me this long to check in, I've been volunteering and delivering food and water to people.

Please tell me you're not starting turf wars over colors too.
I've webbed enough people to poles and trees to start a rainbow scarecrow movement.

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yes i know how not okay that sounds the fact that you wouldn't have even known if this thing hadn't mentioned it should probably be a good sign though, right? i'm still me even if i'm a different me than the me you know

[Alright, admittedly, after this little predicament happens and he gets his half-witted ass injured, he calls Gwen almost immediately. Not because he's calling to tell her of the danger, no — but calling her to let her know not to panic if she has had her spiders lingering near without his knowledge.

He's fairly sure he's shaken them all out of his hair, but... he would not be surprised if they still tailed him regardless. Alright. He must approach this carefully... in case they aren't around him, and he's alerting her to something that is really not 'a big deal', as kid his age say.]

Gwendolyn, have your spiders been following me today?

[Either Gwen has gotten panicked intel from her spiders and she's already freaked out or this is coming out of left field. Either way — insert angel emoticon here? He's done nothing wrong, he never does anything wrong, he's a perfectly well-behaved monk boy.]

heeeeyyyyy
i just remembered you're like
a super hero right?????
do you know the other super heroes here
are any of you like
super tight?
like maybe you and a dude in a blue and red spider suit
since you can both do the uh
webby thing

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