Did you get that line out of the Supervillain's Handbook? [ That honestly hurts to hear, but like hell is Peter going to let her know that. Hence the jokes. Hence the ol' spider-quips, which make him feel a whole lot more like himself.
A lot less afraid.
Not unafraid, obviously, because this is seriously terrifying, but less so. At least until her movements become quicker, frenzied, almost harder to track were it not for his spider-abilities, because then he's just trying hard not to lose his cool. ]
Don't you know that thing's super outdated?
[ He mostly manages to dodge the swipes at him, but he's a little slow to miss the swipe at his arm when he aims another line of webbing at her. The machete cuts easily through the fabric of his shirt, drawing a line of blood from his skin.
Ugh. Crapcrapcrap.
He pulls back fast enough not to lose his arm. ]
Can we just put down the big murder blades and have a normal conversation?
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A lot less afraid.
Not unafraid, obviously, because this is seriously terrifying, but less so. At least until her movements become quicker, frenzied, almost harder to track were it not for his spider-abilities, because then he's just trying hard not to lose his cool. ]
Don't you know that thing's super outdated?
[ He mostly manages to dodge the swipes at him, but he's a little slow to miss the swipe at his arm when he aims another line of webbing at her. The machete cuts easily through the fabric of his shirt, drawing a line of blood from his skin.
Ugh. Crapcrapcrap.
He pulls back fast enough not to lose his arm. ]
Can we just put down the big murder blades and have a normal conversation?